When someone pays their check but won’t leave.

whatshouldwsucallme:

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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(Source: meidosuji)

hethatcures:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

naturalpolice

hethatcures:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

naturalpolice

heisenbreadcrumbz:

infinidegree:

jiizzzlle:

victoriatheunicorn:

i think i want to see a cartoon about these guys

omg the way the cat slows down to allow the bun to catch up probably because it knows how much the bun likes to stop and look at stuff

HAS ANYONE NOTICED THAT THE BUNNY IS TRYING TO WALK LIKE THE CAT

BUNNIES FUCKING HOP

ok but maybe the bunny has a crush on  the kitty

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tamorapierce:

theserpentthattempts:

drkarayua:

frozenplanet:

The marine iguana is an iguana located only on the Galápagos Islands that has the ability, unique among modern lizards, to live and forage in the sea, making it a marine reptile. The iguana can dive over 30 ft into the water.

category 1 kaiju

That is a fucking terrifying Sea Godzilla. 

No, they’re not terrifying!  They graze on seaweed like underwater cows and then they line up on the beach rocks and sweat out the salt, but it looks like they’re all waiting for the drive-in movie to start because they all pretty much line up in one direction!  And look at that secret little smile—how can you say that’s terrifying?!

I love marine iguanas.  I even made up a song for them that starts, “Daylight come and iguana go home.”

I really thought the first one was a godzilla gif

blindtank:

sanziene:

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I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.

spoofenshmirtz:

actualjonjafari:

and suddenly from the ashes of the old world rises a familiar face. weird al has returned.

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schwindler:

Pulp Fiction

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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