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Conversation with my very religious mother

  • Me: did you know that it is a sin to wear that shirt and you could go to hell?
  • Mom:
  • Me: I mean it has mixed fabrics.
  • Me: According to the bible, that's a sin.
  • Mom: show me where it says that
  • Me: levictus 19:19
  • "'Keep my decrees.
  • “‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.
  • “‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.
  • “‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.
  • Mom:
  • Mom:
  • Mom: well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell
  • Me: so why are people doing that with homosexuality
facegroper:

a-flood-of-blood-to-the-heart:

IVE GOTTA BONE TO PICK WITH YOU
HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


where the fuck do these come from

facegroper:

a-flood-of-blood-to-the-heart:

IVE GOTTA BONE TO PICK WITH YOU

HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

where the fuck do these come from

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Family and Tumblr

true-fae:

gaywerewolflady:

holy shit
sarcasticspokesperson:

I think we all know who the real winner of this skeleton war is…
smitty werbenjagermanjensen, he was #1

sarcasticspokesperson:

I think we all know who the real winner of this skeleton war is…

smitty werbenjagermanjensen, he was #1

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

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xbrok3nangelx-x:

Bunny pumpkin!

xbrok3nangelx-x:

Bunny pumpkin!